... "You've got a plan?"\n "Yeah -- let's not get killed."\n "Brilliant!"
... Get thee down. Be thou funky.
... Iraq has won the toss, and has elected to recieve.
... "If it's not important whether you win or lose, then why keep score?"
*... No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney.
*... Quoth the Raven, "Eat My Shorts."
... Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
... Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
*... A big enough hammer fixes anything.
... Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the galaxy and\n he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he'll have\n to touch it to be sure. -- M.B.
*... Viking Philoharmonic Orchestra: World's largest horn section!
... Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
... There's no place like home when you're not feeling well -- G.K.
*... C: The power of Assembler with the flexibility of Assembler.
*... "Suppose you were a total idiot. Suppose you were also a member\n of Congress. But, I repeat myself..." -- M. Twain
*... We who are about to die, are taking some of you with us.
*... "If this leaves a waxy buildup - on anything - I'm coming back."
... "Come on! It's a whole new life out there!"\n "Oh, no. Not another one!"
... I am Yoda of Borg. Futile, resistance is. Assimilate you, we will.
*... If it doesn't move, eat it. If it moves, kill it. Then eat it.
*... No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard.
... It is by coffee alone I set my mind in motion.\n It is by the beans of Java that thoughts aquire speed.\n The hands aquire shaking, the shaking is a warning.\n It is by coffee alone I set my mind in motion.
*... "Are you sure this isn't the time for a colorful metaphor?"
*... Clap on <clap clap> Clap off <clap clap> NO CARRIE■«⌐╝
... Never drink coffee that's been anywhere near a fish.
*... "Rude alert, rude alert! A fire has knocked out my voice recognition\n unicycle. Many wurlitzers are missing from my database. Abandon\n shop, abandon shop! This is not a daffodil, repeat, this is not a\n daffodil!"
... "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K..."
*... I couldn't possibly be wrong. I use an error correcting modem!
*... Oregano: the ancient Italian art of pizza folding.
*... Never kiss anything that doesn't have lips.
*... After a few years in space, even Worf started to look good...
... Gotta run, cat's caught in the printer...
*... Be nice to moderators. They HATE that!
*... Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy.
*... "Beam me aboard, Scotty!"\n "Aye, Cap'n! Uh, will a two-by-four do?"
*... Windows 95 will be released when 3.1 finishes loading.
*... Windows is a colorful clown suit for DOS.
... Madness takes its toll. Exact change, please.
... Deliver a pizza? Whoever heard of a liver pizza?
... Stupidity is NOT a handicap. You'll have to park elsewhere.
*... "Is fire supposed to shoot out of it like that?"
*... "Hey, Worf! I hooked Data up to a modem. Wanna see?"
*... "Set phasers to 'humiliate,' Mr. Worf."
... Gravity isn't MY fault! I voted for VELCRO!
... The early bird gets the worm, the second mouse gets the cheese.
... Never eat more than you can lift.
... Hollow chocolate bunnies have no calories.
... "I believe I will take this opportunity to remove my ears."
... "I'd give real money if he'd shut up!"
*... Klingons do NOT sweat! They perspire with honor!
*... God made wrinkles to show where smiles have been.
... "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
... Sex is better than logic. You can't prove it, but it is.
... Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
... It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
*... All Scottish food is based on a dare.
... Yeah, but you're taking the universe out of context!
... "There may be a correlation between humor and sex.\n Further research is clearly indicated."
... Strangely enough, Data finds himself relating to Heavy Metal.
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